
Hit the jump for a glimpse at the entire press release. Of course, my hopes are dashed yet again by a cruel gaming industry hell-bent on keeping pseudo-necrophilic zombification rituals away from Johnny Joystick, as the title will instead feature dinosaurs, extinct mammals (and, with any luck, unicorns), in a fantastical state of vitality, the likes of which they haven’t enjoyed for many millenia (or, in the case of unicorns, since I was eight years old). Nex, being the sort who apparently refers to himself in the third person, immediately assumed the title would allow gamers to manipulate the corpses of long-dead beasts (and, with any luck, unicorns). Say you lived in an apartment where adorable pups and kittens and strictly verboten the easiest solution is, of course, murder, but for those of you who don’t fancy stabbin’, picking up Zoo Tycoon and raising a virtual posse of dolphins, egrets and baby moosesesseses is a viable alternative.Įarlier today, Microsoft dropped a press release revealing an upcoming expansion pack for Zoo Tycoon 2 entitled Zoo Tycoon 2: Extinct Animals.

Microsoft’s Zoo Tycoon series has long been a one-stop shop for all of your animal rearing needs.
